Corned Beef Nash

“Contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life”

Do you think you’ve had a terrible concert going experience recently? Well, you’ve got nothing on the woman who was impregnated in a bathroom at a Megadeth/Motorhead show at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago and took to Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to find the father.

In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise. 

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

- I am not sure who is more of a hero here….the girl who seems to be taking the most cavalier approach ever to finding her baby daddy or the red mohawk guy who crushed it in a bathroom stall with the soothing voice of Lemmy and Motorhead in the background.